The thighs have it . . .

[wbturek@yahoo.com]

Move over, Nerius - this is the REAL thing! http://www.nytimes.com/2012/08/07/sports/olympics/olympic-cyclists-thigh-popping-success-starts-in-quads.html?hp. I wonder how many Jeffs each of Foerstermann's thighs is?

[Nerius Landys]

Performance enhancing drugs?
Besides, my thighs aren't big, I'm just stocky.
Plus I cannot sprint - you put me near a finish line with any other racers and you can bet your buns I'll get beaten.